I Wrote Another Book Because My Brain Wouldn’t Let Me Do Anything Else

I didn’t plan to write this book.
I wrote it because my brain was actively sabotaging my ability to function, and apparently spite is a powerful motivator.

How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You exists for one reason:
Most advice for “getting your life together” assumes your brain is neutral at worst and helpful at best.
Some of mine is neither.

This book is not about fixing yourself, optimizing your mornings, or becoming the kind of person who enjoys planners. It’s a survival guide for days when motivation is fake, energy is limited, and doing the bare minimum already feels like an Olympic event.

It’s for:
-Neurodivergent adults
-Burnt-out parents
-People with executive dysfunction
-Anyone who has been told to “just try harder” and wanted to throw something

Inside, you’ll find:
-Practical workarounds instead of toxic productivity
-Scripts for explaining yourself when words disappear
-Permission to function imperfectly without shame
-Dark humor, because pretending this is easy helps no one

This book also lives alongside my Nursery Crimes series, because apparently my brand is now “helping people survive with humor.” One is satire. One is practical. Both are for exhausted humans.

If you’ve ever felt like your brain is working against you, this book is for you.
Not to fix you — just to help you get through the day with less guilt and fewer breakdowns.

The book is live on Amazon now (and yes, I triple-checked the formatting this time.)

Thanks for reading, and thanks for being here, especially on the days functioning feels impossible.